sluttyoliveoil:

once my friend was waiting for her mom to pick her up and she called her mom and her mom said “im on my way, the traffic is just slow, im coming” and my friend went “mom i called the house phone”

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forthosewhocravefashion:

'Sexy Retro' Tereza By Stephanie Pfriender Stylander For Grazia Italia 31st May 2013

forthosewhocravefashion:

'Sexy Retro' Tereza By Stephanie Pfriender Stylander For Grazia Italia 31st May 2013

(via forthosewhocravefashion)

richardcreech:

MY FRIEND JUST WENT OUT FOR DINNER AND THIS MOTHERFUCKER TURNED UP AT THE WINDOW LIKE HE HAD A FRICKING RESERVATION
GOD DAMMIT AUSTRALIA

richardcreech:

MY FRIEND JUST WENT OUT FOR DINNER AND THIS MOTHERFUCKER TURNED UP AT THE WINDOW LIKE HE HAD A FRICKING RESERVATION

GOD DAMMIT AUSTRALIA

(via teen-derp)

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hplyrikz:

This will make you feel better
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